High-Strung. Sweet Spirit. Immature. Menace to Society. Whatever you've been referred to as, it all means the same thing. You're single, and it's not okay. Being a Mormon is awesome. But, being a Mormon who is single is.... HILARIOUS!There are 7 million single members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (I made that up). Each and every one of us has at least one hilarious story having to do with being single in the church, and likely we all have more than one. That is literally MILLIONS of stories to be shared, laughed about, and retold to all future generations (not ours, of course, as we are unable/not allowed to reproduce without a partner, thus our lineage dies with us). But, nonetheless, other successful family units will pass these stories down through their family tree. ...Maybe they'll have us over for Family Night, or something....
Anyway, the purpose of this blog is to provide a safe, clean forum for ANYONE (yes, even you Marrieds) to share stories, videos, adventures, and the like TO THE WORLD! We want to hear them! Please send your contributions to outofseasonblog@gmail.com where they will be carefully screened, made anonymous, and then posted for all of us to enjoy.
After all, if we can't enjoy being single, then why even get out of bed in the morning?
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